The Name Is Not Important

Frequently Asked Questions

Part 1 

why?

when?

what an earth do you mean?

where am I?

who are you?

why won’t you leave me alone?

what are all those things over there?

are they yours?

are they dangerous?

why are they emitting that low moaning sound, akin to a distant zeppelin?

which ones?

they aren’t any different from the other ones, are they?

more dangerous in what way?

may I leave now?

Part 2 

what do you mean which ones?

how many roads must a man walk down?

how many roads must two men walk down?

where is your head at?

what did he say?

who?

are you thinking what I’m thinking?

have you no decency? (not-rhetorical)

how many people does it take to change a light-bulb?

are we nearly there yet?

do you collect stickers?

3 Comments

3 responses so far ↓

  • wrongboy // February 23, 2007 at 9:42 am | Reply

    what does that button do?
    that button could kill us all, are you crazy?
    what, a shirt button could kill us all?
    weren’t you leaving earlier?

    who put the lamb in the sham-a-lamb a ding dong?
    who took the lamb out of the sham-a-a ding dong?

    where’s your legs at?

    why are you asking me such questions, and so frequently?

  • christophereales // February 24, 2007 at 11:54 am | Reply

    where do babies come from?
    where do baby eels come from?
    Moving house?
    Hectic lifestyle getting on top of you?

  • Will // May 22, 2007 at 3:24 pm | Reply

    Have you always dreamed of owning a aquarium filled with exotic fishes and sealife but the time, cost, and maintenance of a real tank was simply too much?

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